ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME
my teacher read us a story in like 3rd grade about these 2 guys who loved baseball and they promised each other that whoever died first would come back and tell the other one if they have baseball in heaven. so one guy dies, and the other doesn’t hear from him for a while. then, he finally hears from the dead guy and he’s like “i have good news and bad news. the good news is that they do have baseball in heaven!” and the other guys like “what’s the bad news?” and the first guy is like “you’re pitching thursday!” LOL!